The Private Pond |
An old
farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge
man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area, For
years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family
get together. As the farmer grew older, his "Oasis" was used
less and less. It eventually became the local swimming hole
and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the
pond, he rarely made an appearance. One
evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond. He
hadn't been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a
visit to check on things. As he neared the pond, he heard
loud playful voices giggling and laughing. As he came closer
he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had
decided to skinny dip in his pond. He made
the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make
you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the
alligator."
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