Seamus & the Sausage |
Seamus and
Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50
pence. Murphy said "Hang
on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with
one large sausage. Seamus said
"Are you
crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all."
Murphy replied "Don't
worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whisky. Seamus said
"Now
you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't
worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed
their drinks. Murphy said "OK,
I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your
knees and put it in your mouth." Said and
done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them
out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said
"Murphy
- I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm pissed and me
knees are killin' me!" Murphy said
"How do
you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
pub."
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